Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit.
If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.
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a reality tv show where bloggers compete to get the most notes by making text posts and the ones with the least notes at the end of the week gets sent home
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When life gives you lemons, use the lemon seeds to grow a lemon orchard. Build for yourself a thriving lemon production business. Create a new, lemon-based economy, and shun those who refuse to accept lemons in trade. Become supreme overlord of all lemons.