eakies:

getting a note on a super old post

zubat:    [dog voice] oof

(Source: aquato, via heliolisk)

  • baby: d-d-d-d
  • dad: daddy?
  • baby: destroy capitalism
  • karl marx: nice

hospitalstays:

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school cum

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phobias:

my interests range from cute puppy’s to hard core sex

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momlonde:

righteouskungfu:

dersely:

momlonde:

do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them

“probably”

“We have to go back”

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you are the first person to add a comment to this that wasnt doctor who and it made me smile too bless your soul

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d0nn0:

Mother: why don’t you go outside for some fresh air?

Me: image

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sizzleshorts:

commiekinkshamer:

i would pay a lot of money for a complete list of everyone who’s ever had a crush on me

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)