radjew:

if you buy me cute underwear i’ll model it for you

(via marbles-on)

  • me: i wish someone would make a sculpture of me
  • mom: they already did, it's called a snowman

"I’’m fun to flirt with but not to date because I’’m a psychopath."

(via xizv)

(Source: chattiest, via yvngpansy)

vuov:

but ur so woah and im so oh

(via idkoutrights)

idkblogger:

ur annoying as hell u undercooked chicken nugget

(via idkoutrights)

graffeti:

me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”

(via marbles-on)

sniffing:

when you see drama starting on your dash

image

(via idkoutrights)

"I don’t give a fuck about who doesn’t like me, who stopped fucking with me, who stopped speaking to me, or any of the petty shit people do towards me because I sleep great every night."

From Jhonni Blaze’s IG  (via jackieetran)

(Source: princess-fellatio, via excuseya)

blackdenimjeans:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated

(via excuseya)