jugwine:

*rubs hands together* so how much caffeine am I going to dump into my garbage body today

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slydigged:

sunglasses emoji only wears his shades to hide the tears

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simonjadis:

diabolicaldorothy:

bobs burgers is an example of how fucking funny things can be when yoU ACTUALLY UTALISE YOUR FEMALE CHARACTERS FOR COMEDY INSTEAD OF HAVING THEM STAND THERE ROLLING THEIR EYES

DO YOU SEE

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jennels:

Simon Cowell is so rich why does it feel like he only owns white shirts from Walmart

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foreveralone-lyguy:

When your parents try to act cool around your friends like

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iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

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jaclcfrost:

don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck

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